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Julie Bowen in a bikini

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:25:00 +0000

Here’s contemporary Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and that is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns… …read full story

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Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:15:00 +0000

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler’s elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer… …read full story

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Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other news

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her… …read full story

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Jeremy Renner ‘was’ a badass in my book

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson’s breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he… …read full story

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Lindsay Lohan claims she’s E-Trade baby and somehow just like Madonna

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:45:00 +0000

Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million by a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad — part of a… …read full story

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Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits: A Ron Howard Film

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:50:00 +0000

Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably considering the man’s a legendary director and could’ve easily got away with advocating credit card reform… …read full story

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There’s no f-cking way.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:15:00 +0000

Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. certain she appears to be showing and is a little fatter… …read full story

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Alessandra Ambrosio stretching in a bikini is not the Oscars

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:00:00 +0000

As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re nearly like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting… …read full story

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The 82nd Annual Academy Awards

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:15:00 +0000

And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames considering whether I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll literally shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Fagina PieTrap… …read full story

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OSCARS: Charlize Theron brought to you by Pillsbury

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:30:00 +0000

Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But whether that dress was designed to invent me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now whether you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at… …read full story

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